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Sugar-Free Pumpkin Mousse

  • Oct. 3rd, 2009 at 12:34 PM
devildoggie

This was easy to make and had a very light taste.  Of course, people who want to can substitute the sugary versions of the sugar-free ingredients, or the fat-free versions.  I can't tell you how those would taste.  This is good.

1 15-oz can of pumpkin
2 small packages instant Vanilla or French Vanilla sugar-free pudding
2 cups half-and-half
1/2 tsp pumpkin pie spice
1 cup sugar-free Cool Whip

Mix everything together except the Cool Whip until well blended.  Stir in the Cool Whip.  Refrigerate for 4 hours.  Serves 8.

I'm thinking of making this for a potluck, and garnishing the top with pumpkin spice flavoured candy corn (although that ruins the sugar-free aspect).

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polanski rape

  • Sep. 30th, 2009 at 2:20 PM
shuvit

 Word of the day: "polanski rape" -- rape that no one takes seriously because the rapist is popular.

Use in a sentence:

"He doesn't have to worry about prosecution because it was a polanski rape."

"Everyone admires him so much he can easily get away with polanski rape."

don't be petty

  • Aug. 21st, 2009 at 12:04 AM
devil

Do not repay insult with insult. That is petty.

Instead repay insult with injury, and injury with total disassembly.

A much better use of your time..

-- Yuen Xiang Hao

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Writer's Block: Thanks for the Input

  • Aug. 18th, 2009 at 2:56 PM
lime kitty

What is the worst piece of advice you've ever received?


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From Sister Hyde (of course), telling me my cat didn't need to go to the vet -- he only needed holistic healing.

I didn't listen to her (of course) and took him to the vet.  Turns out the cat had spinal cord cancer.  She's immorally irresponsible.



In thru the arm

  • Aug. 16th, 2009 at 12:46 AM
wired lemur

I met the doctor Friday for my cardio catheter stent placement thingie.  He seemed nice enough, young, did his undergrad at KU but I guess that's okay.  He's having another doctor help him anyway.

I drove about an hour & 1/2 to get to OP.  Thinking they might want lab tests, I didn't eat anything.  I did take insulin b/c my blood sugar was 323 and I took all my pills on an empty stomach.  By the time I got there it was 2:00 and I was pretty loopy. 

Dr. Baby (that's close to his real name) made one good suggestion -- that we do the catheter thru my arm rather than my leg (it goes to the heart thru an artery).  He says there's a chance it could bleed afterwards, and a person puts much more weight on their leg than they do their arm, which would increase the chance of it bleeding.  I thought the arm was good 'cuz I'll have to get up a flight of stairs when I go to Kate's afterwards, and I'll have another long drive home after I rest up which could strain my leg. Then when I'm in Nevada, if it started to bleed, since I live alone I could pass out in a pool of blood with no one to know except the cats (we are talking arterial bleeding here -- whoosh!).  Better the arm than the leg.  Dr. Baby gave me yet more pills to take before the procedure.

I'm out of diabetic test strips & the pharmacy is closed til Monday.  I have a few in my office with the glucometer I keep there.  I guess I'll go get them tomorrow.  I don't like not being able to test when my blood sugar is soaring high.  I'm thinking one of these zillion medications is messing with it.

My procedure is set for Monday, Aug 31.  I'll go to Kate's the night before, stay with her some time afterwards. 

My weekend with her was great.  After Dr. Baby, we went to an Indian restaurant and just DEVOURED the best Indian food I've ever tasted.  Then back to her place for "The Quiet American" (Michael Caine version), then sleep b/c we were both exhausted.  This morning was a pizza lunch with friends, then she bought me this lovely huge coffee table book set, two volumes, one on the Uffizi Gallery and the other on Pitti Palace, as an early Christmas gift.  I saw the Uffizi when I was in Florence but am saving Pitti Palace for next time. 

Back to Kate's place for some Saturday Night Live dvds -- old ones.  I had fun being a living "70s encyclopedia" as she kept asking me who people on the show were, like "Who's Dick Cavett?"  The episodes we watched were from '75 when I was 14, and I evidently did not understand some of the dirtier jokes then, like Chevy Chase talking on the phone before his news broadcast and asking, "Now, who pulls out the beads?"  Fun to see them again now.  Then I headed ZOOM!!! back to Nevada (good weather, great visibility, little traffic) and here I am.

crap has to go!

  • Aug. 9th, 2009 at 12:07 PM
wired lemur

Selling my ex-boyfriend's relationship books (and anything else he left in my house). Books, cds, dvds -- most of it's mine, all needs to go, great bahgains, new items added daily: http://shops.half.ebay.com/darciecal_W0QQ

more mom stuff

  • Jul. 28th, 2009 at 11:47 PM
squid

The neighbor who's been cleaning Mom's place came over yesterday and saw crumbs all over the kitchen counter where Mom had made a sandwich.

"Esther, you need to start cleaning up after yourself!" she said.

"But you clean the kitchen!" replied Mom.

Neighbor is a little ticked, but it proves what I said -- clean it up and she will just let it decline again.  Neighbor had thought if they could only get the place up and running again, she would be fine.  No dice.
 
Neighbor's son is doing some work on the place, went in the dirty, spidery crawl space and came out calling, "Mom, mom!  Look!"  In his hands were rosaries and crucifixes and Virgin Mary icons. 

Neighbor looked at the stuff and thought, "OH MY GOD!  SHE DIDN'T PUT THOSE GIRLS IN THERE, DID SHE?!!!"

Neighbor called Sister Hyde in a panic to be assured her that no, Mom never locked us in the crawl space -- the stuff was just left over from previous tenants.  We thought that they put it there to bless the house so we just left it.

Reminded me of the closet scenes from the movie "Carrie."

the freakin' House of Usher

  • Jun. 19th, 2009 at 6:34 PM
wired lemur

The house is the House of Usher:  doors that can't be opened b/c cement floors have raised, shifting tiles, inch-thick grime, broken toilets, paint peeled and dangling from ceilings, rotting hole-filled drapes that fall apart when touched, rotting dusty clothes from 1970, flood-damaged broken furniture, falling shelves, rusted major appliances, melted small appliances, electrical outlets with warning signs, burned hot plates, wiring crusted with dog urine, hidden guns, doctor's bags with huge needles, knives too large to fit in drawers. Slowly I am convincing the others she canNOT go back there. I'm considering torching the place myself.

And no, this is not the start of a story.  It is my mom's house.  And yet neighbors tell me she has all her faculties, and ask me if I want them to PAINT the place!

I told them I want it bulldozed.  It will likely be sold to HomeVestors, if possible.

Literary Geek Quiz

  • Jun. 10th, 2009 at 5:02 PM
paper heart

1) What author do you own the most books by?

Harlan Ellison.  I think I have all of his fiction, although most of it is in paperback.

2) What book do you own the most copies of?

I generally only keep one copy of each book, giving extras away.  I do have more than one translation of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal, Dante's Divina Commedia, and Boccaccio's Decameron.  I have two of Ellison's Paingod because one is a first edition (paperback). I think I own Ellison's Love Ain't Nothing But Sex Misspelled in both hardcover & paperback.

3) Did it bother you that both those questions ended with prepositions?

No.  I think that's a stupid rule.

4) What fictional character are you secretly in love with?

Gallinger, in Roger Zelazny's "A Rose for Ecclesiastes".  Complete short story here:  https://www.msu.edu/user/carterca/rose.htm 

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Help! Washer & dryer knowledge?

  • May. 7th, 2009 at 2:37 PM
house
A very nice friend gave me a free washer & dryer that I had delivered last night, but the guys who brought it couldn't hook it up because they said there was nowhere to vent the dryer. 
 
I think I could buy this product from HomeTrends.com: http://www.shophometrends.com/product.asp_Q_pn_E_016124 for indoor venting.  However, it says not to use with a gas dryer.  I've never had a washer or dryer before so I don't know anything about them.  Does that big outlet that it plugs into mean it's a gas dryer?  They wouldn't hook up the washer either, said they'd just end up having to move it again to hook up the dryer.  I'm not sure if these guys will come back to help me or if I'll have to find someone else.  Any help anyone can give in determining if this is a gas dryer or not would be appreciated.

Italia by the View

  • May. 5th, 2009 at 4:28 PM
devil

Life can be seen as a series of views. Scattered pictures, if you will, slides, or short film strips. My trip to Italy was no exception. There are a number of views that have stayed with me.

 

My other writings have covered sights and scenes familiar to many (Trevi fountain, the Uffizi Gallery), but my background as an anthropologist makes me interested in everyday life. I’m just as interested in everyday life, from the small cars and Vespas stopping abruptly when I stepped off a curb to the porcini mushrooms and sardine-wrapped olives sold in the farmer’s market to how different the Tuscan countryside looks compared to Kansas. Here are some views that are unique or were uniquely mine.

 

 

Read the rest, see the photos.... )


 

Writer's Block: You Don't Know Me

  • May. 3rd, 2009 at 1:57 PM
devil

Our friends don't always know us as well as they think, particularly when it comes to likes and dislikes. Which popular book, movie, band, food, TV show, etc. would your friends be surprised to hear that you don't like?


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Steel Magnolias.

This woman was told not to get pregant for health reasons.  Rather than try to adopt a needy child, she selfishly gets pregnant anyway.  She dies, leaving her loved ones in grief.  Does anyone not see the cause and effect here?

Like Water for Chocolate

Instead of running away with the woman he loves, this guy marries HER SISTER so he can be close to her.  Does anyone not see what's wrong with that?  EWWWWW!

We Were the Mulvaneys

This guy can't look at his daughter b/c she was raped.  So she is banished from the family.  When he dies, she's allowed back.  What is wrong with these sick people?

The Story of Latin America

  • May. 2nd, 2009 at 11:27 PM
devil

Latina Student:  Doing anything fun this weekend?

Me:  I'm showing a movie called City of God.

Latina Student:  What's it about?

Me:  It's set in Brasil.  Extreme violence and poverty, as seen through the eyes of an artist.  True story.

Latina Student:  That's the story of Latin America.

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the biggest mess, the greatest day

  • Apr. 25th, 2009 at 5:54 PM
happy lemur
I made crepes today, for the very first time, in my very own crepe pan.  They were much easier to make than I'd anticipated (crepe mix) and they were almost as delicious as the crepe I had in Rome.

It also made me think of my mother.  No, not in any idyllic, "fond memory" way.  Quite the opposite, in fact.

When I was 14 and Sister Hyde was 21, she found a restaurant called The Magic Pan.  It was in a mall that was a bit of a distance from our house, but still, every so often she was able to take me there.  We both enjoyed the crepe dishes at The Magic Pan and my smother knew it.  So one day Smother came home from the store with a crepe pan.  She brandished it in the air before us:  "Look!  I bought a crepe pan!" 

For a minute we were happy; we'd taken the bait.  "Oh, great!" we said, "We can make crepes at home now!"

"Oh, NO!" stated Smother.  "You can't make any crepes."

"But you bought a crepe pan," we said, once again trying the logic that never worked.

"Oh, no," she insisted.  I think, if I remember correctly, her excuse was that it was too messy.  Everything was either too messy, too loud, too early, too late, too big, too small, or just too much.  There was always a "too" reason why we couldn't do anything.

Like the Ice Capades --

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Cursed by a Gypsy!

  • Apr. 18th, 2009 at 2:42 AM
devil

The third day of our trip to Italy was reserved for the Uffizi Gallery in Florence (Firenze). The Uffizi is a large, U-shaped (U for Uffizi?) museum. At one end, you can see the Palazzo Vecchio’s characteristic tower:

 

 

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Writer's Block: Theme Song

  • Apr. 16th, 2009 at 9:39 AM
devil

What song would you choose as the theme song for your life?


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I considered this one:  I get knocked down, but I get up again, and they're never going to keep me down....

I actually do not own that cd, but the lyrics fit with my nickname, Tenacious D,   

Maybe Elton John's I'm Still Standing...I'm still standing after all this time.

Or Kate Bush's Song of SolomonDon't want your bullshit -- just want your sexuality.... 

But Lord, do people want to heap the bullshit on, yes they do. 

Vecchio

  • Apr. 15th, 2009 at 9:38 PM
devil

Ponte Vecchio (Old Bridge)

 

 

 

Palazzo Vecchio (Old Palace)

 

 

 

Signora Vecchia (Old Maid):

 

 

 

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Get Your Hands Off My #%!!*! MONEY!

  • Apr. 14th, 2009 at 10:09 AM
shuvit
As some of you know, I've been ripped off quite a bit financially.  In an effort to prevent that happening in the future, I posted the folloing in my profile on a dating site:

I've lived my life being generous to a fault and am now trying really, really hard to stop doing that so I don't go bankrupt. I work in education and make less than a teacher. If you're looking for a sugar mama, keep in mind there's no gravy train to ride here.

I thought that was clear enough.  Then I meet a guy on the site, and we have the following conversation:

Guy : sorry i got disconnected
Me : Happens to me, often
Guy : this pc at times could piss you off
Me:  I bet it could.  I need to replace my computer.
Guy : do you have a cam?
Me : a digital camera
Guy : nope i mean a webcam. to see you live as we chat
Me:  no -- can you see my photo?
Guy : yes. but can you get a cam?
Guy : it doesnt cost much $20
 
WTF!?!

So now I've added the following:
 
 
So, PLEASE, do not waste our time asking me to loan you money, invest in an exciting opportunity, attend your mother's or sister's Amway or MaryKay "party", buy any fundraising items from children I have not met in person, or part with my hard-earned money to purchase a webcam for "only" $20. It's not going to happen.

Hopefully that's now clear enough.

Sigh.

The Things I Carried

  • Mar. 27th, 2009 at 11:29 PM
devil

Before I went to Italy, I made a number of preparations.  These are the things that came along with me that proved very useful:

The Battle Purse:  This bag converted from a shoulder bag to a sling bag to a small back pack.  It served as my decoy as I kept all my valuables in a neck pouch that went down the front of my shirt and was held in place by my bra.  The battle purse also sometimes held my medications and other things like pens, purchases,and the occasional water bottle:See the photos... )

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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

  • Mar. 27th, 2009 at 10:13 PM
devil

I loved the cosmopolitan nature of Rome.  In conversation in Florence, a Japanese professor found out I love Japanese food.  So he said we should go for sushi in Rome -- he would find a good place.  So we did!  My roomie came along: 
 

See the photos... )


 

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