This was easy to make and had a very light taste. Of course, people who want to can substitute the sugary versions of the sugar-free ingredients, or the fat-free versions. I can't tell you how those would taste. This is good.
1 15-oz can of pumpkin
2 small packages instant Vanilla or French Vanilla sugar-free pudding
2 cups half-and-half
1/2 tsp pumpkin pie spice
1 cup sugar-free Cool Whip
Mix everything together except the Cool Whip until well blended. Stir in the Cool Whip. Refrigerate for 4 hours. Serves 8.
I'm thinking of making this for a potluck, and garnishing the top with pumpkin spice flavoured candy corn (although that ruins the sugar-free aspect).
- Mood:
okay
Word of the day: "polanski rape" -- rape that no one takes seriously because the rapist is popular.
Use in a sentence:
"He doesn't have to worry about prosecution because it was a polanski rape."
"Everyone admires him so much he can easily get away with polanski rape."
- Mood:
cynical
Do not repay insult with insult. That is petty.
Instead repay insult with injury, and injury with total disassembly.
A much better use of your time..
-- Yuen Xiang Hao
I didn't listen to her (of course) and took him to the vet. Turns out the cat had spinal cord cancer. She's immorally irresponsible.
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indescribable
I met the doctor Friday for my cardio catheter stent placement thingie. He seemed nice enough, young, did his undergrad at KU but I guess that's okay. He's having another doctor help him anyway.
I drove about an hour & 1/2 to get to OP. Thinking they might want lab tests, I didn't eat anything. I did take insulin b/c my blood sugar was 323 and I took all my pills on an empty stomach. By the time I got there it was 2:00 and I was pretty loopy.
Dr. Baby (that's close to his real name) made one good suggestion -- that we do the catheter thru my arm rather than my leg (it goes to the heart thru an artery). He says there's a chance it could bleed afterwards, and a person puts much more weight on their leg than they do their arm, which would increase the chance of it bleeding. I thought the arm was good 'cuz I'll have to get up a flight of stairs when I go to Kate's afterwards, and I'll have another long drive home after I rest up which could strain my leg. Then when I'm in Nevada, if it started to bleed, since I live alone I could pass out in a pool of blood with no one to know except the cats (we are talking arterial bleeding here -- whoosh!). Better the arm than the leg. Dr. Baby gave me yet more pills to take before the procedure.
I'm out of diabetic test strips & the pharmacy is closed til Monday. I have a few in my office with the glucometer I keep there. I guess I'll go get them tomorrow. I don't like not being able to test when my blood sugar is soaring high. I'm thinking one of these zillion medications is messing with it.
My procedure is set for Monday, Aug 31. I'll go to Kate's the night before, stay with her some time afterwards.
My weekend with her was great. After Dr. Baby, we went to an Indian restaurant and just DEVOURED the best Indian food I've ever tasted. Then back to her place for "The Quiet American" (Michael Caine version), then sleep b/c we were both exhausted. This morning was a pizza lunch with friends, then she bought me this lovely huge coffee table book set, two volumes, one on the Uffizi Gallery and the other on Pitti Palace, as an early Christmas gift. I saw the Uffizi when I was in Florence but am saving Pitti Palace for next time.
Back to Kate's place for some Saturday Night Live dvds -- old ones. I had fun being a living "70s encyclopedia" as she kept asking me who people on the show were, like "Who's Dick Cavett?" The episodes we watched were from '75 when I was 14, and I evidently did not understand some of the dirtier jokes then, like Chevy Chase talking on the phone before his news broadcast and asking, "Now, who pulls out the beads?" Fun to see them again now. Then I headed ZOOM!!! back to Nevada (good weather, great visibility, little traffic) and here I am.
- Mood:
groggy
Selling my ex-boyfriend's relationship books (and anything else he left in my house). Books, cds, dvds -- most of it's mine, all needs to go, great bahgains, new items added daily: http://shops.half.ebay.com/darciecal_W0Q
- Mood:
jubilant
"Esther, you need to start cleaning up after yourself!" she said.
"But you clean the kitchen!" replied Mom.
Neighbor is a little ticked, but it proves what I said -- clean it up and she will just let it decline again. Neighbor had thought if they could only get the place up and running again, she would be fine. No dice.
Neighbor looked at the stuff and thought, "OH MY GOD! SHE DIDN'T PUT THOSE GIRLS IN THERE, DID SHE?!!!"
Neighbor called Sister Hyde in a panic to be assured her that no, Mom never locked us in the crawl space -- the stuff was just left over from previous tenants. We thought that they put it there to bless the house so we just left it.
Reminded me of the closet scenes from the movie "Carrie."
- Mood:
complacent
The house is the House of Usher: doors that can't be opened b/c cement floors have raised, shifting tiles, inch-thick grime, broken toilets, paint peeled and dangling from ceilings, rotting hole-filled drapes that fall apart when touched, rotting dusty clothes from 1970, flood-damaged broken furniture, falling shelves, rusted major appliances, melted small appliances, electrical outlets with warning signs, burned hot plates, wiring crusted with dog urine, hidden guns, doctor's bags with huge needles, knives too large to fit in drawers. Slowly I am convincing the others she canNOT go back there. I'm considering torching the place myself.
And no, this is not the start of a story. It is my mom's house. And yet neighbors tell me she has all her faculties, and ask me if I want them to PAINT the place!
I told them I want it bulldozed. It will likely be sold to HomeVestors, if possible.
- Mood:
indescribable
Harlan Ellison. I think I have all of his fiction, although most of it is in paperback.
2) What book do you own the most copies of?
I generally only keep one copy of each book, giving extras away. I do have more than one translation of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal, Dante's Divina Commedia, and Boccaccio's Decameron. I have two of Ellison's Paingod because one is a first edition (paperback). I think I own Ellison's Love Ain't Nothing But Sex Misspelled in both hardcover & paperback.
3) Did it bother you that both those questions ended with prepositions?
No. I think that's a stupid rule.
4) What fictional character are you secretly in love with?
Gallinger, in Roger Zelazny's "A Rose for Ecclesiastes". Complete short story here: https://www.msu.edu/user/carterca/rose.h
( Read the rest.... )
- Mood:
happy - Music:Lost in Translation soundtrack
- Mood:
confused
Life can be seen as a series of views. Scattered pictures, if you will, slides, or short film strips. My trip to Italy was no exception. There are a number of views that have stayed with me.
My other writings have covered sights and scenes familiar to many (Trevi fountain, the Uffizi Gallery), but my background as an anthropologist makes me interested in everyday life. I’m just as interested in everyday life, from the small cars and Vespas stopping abruptly when I stepped off a curb to the porcini mushrooms and sardine-wrapped olives sold in the farmer’s market to how different the Tuscan countryside looks compared to Kansas. Here are some views that are unique or were uniquely mine.
( Read the rest, see the photos.... )
- Mood:
happy
This woman was told not to get pregant for health reasons. Rather than try to adopt a needy child, she selfishly gets pregnant anyway. She dies, leaving her loved ones in grief. Does anyone not see the cause and effect here?
Like Water for Chocolate
Instead of running away with the woman he loves, this guy marries HER SISTER so he can be close to her. Does anyone not see what's wrong with that? EWWWWW!
We Were the Mulvaneys
This guy can't look at his daughter b/c she was raped. So she is banished from the family. When he dies, she's allowed back. What is wrong with these sick people?
- Mood:
aggravated
Latina Student: Doing anything fun this weekend?
Me: I'm showing a movie called City of God.
Latina Student: What's it about?
Me: It's set in Brasil. Extreme violence and poverty, as seen through the eyes of an artist. True story.
Latina Student: That's the story of Latin America.
- Mood:
okay
It also made me think of my mother. No, not in any idyllic, "fond memory" way. Quite the opposite, in fact.
When I was 14 and Sister Hyde was 21, she found a restaurant called The Magic Pan. It was in a mall that was a bit of a distance from our house, but still, every so often she was able to take me there. We both enjoyed the crepe dishes at The Magic Pan and my smother knew it. So one day Smother came home from the store with a crepe pan. She brandished it in the air before us: "Look! I bought a crepe pan!"
For a minute we were happy; we'd taken the bait. "Oh, great!" we said, "We can make crepes at home now!"
"Oh, NO!" stated Smother. "You can't make any crepes."
"But you bought a crepe pan," we said, once again trying the logic that never worked.
"Oh, no," she insisted. I think, if I remember correctly, her excuse was that it was too messy. Everything was either too messy, too loud, too early, too late, too big, too small, or just too much. There was always a "too" reason why we couldn't do anything.
Like the Ice Capades --
( Read the rest... )
- Mood:
happy
The third day of our trip to Italy was reserved for the Uffizi Gallery in Florence (Firenze). The Uffizi is a large, U-shaped (U for Uffizi?) museum. At one end, you can see the Palazzo Vecchio’s characteristic tower:
- Mood:
nostalgic
I actually do not own that cd, but the lyrics fit with my nickname, Tenacious D,
Maybe Elton John's I'm Still Standing...I'm still standing after all this time.
Or Kate Bush's Song of Solomon: Don't want your bullshit -- just want your sexuality....
But Lord, do people want to heap the bullshit on, yes they do.
I thought that was clear enough. Then I meet a guy on the site, and we have the following conversation:
Me: I bet it could. I need to replace my computer.
So now I've added the following:
Hopefully that's now clear enough.
Sigh.
- Mood:
aggravated - Music:Keep Your Hands Off My Power Supply - Slade
Before I went to Italy, I made a number of preparations. These are the things that came along with me that proved very useful:
The Battle Purse: This bag converted from a shoulder bag to a sling bag to a small back pack. It served as my decoy as I kept all my valuables in a neck pouch that went down the front of my shirt and was held in place by my bra. The battle purse also sometimes held my medications and other things like pens, purchases,and the occasional water bottle:( See the photos... )
- Mood:
chipper
I loved the cosmopolitan nature of Rome. In conversation in Florence, a Japanese professor found out I love Japanese food. So he said we should go for sushi in Rome -- he would find a good place. So we did! My roomie came along:
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chipper

